Zak's Epilog

Well, I have been reincarnated as a lowly human.  My Con and Dex are
no longer at acceptable levels for adventuring.  However, my strength
is up by 4 points (all the way to 11!)  and I'm seriously thinking
about going into the logging business with my father-in-law.  I think
I'll settle down with my wife, and maybe even take the time to find
out what her name is.

DM's Addition

Zak eventually gets back to civilization and eagerly searches for his wife
to show her how much he has "grown".  He finds the apartment empty and
starts asking around.  Zak is told that his wife sold all their belongings
and headed north.

Zak tracks his wife back to the humble town of Hulvin (pop.315).  There, Zak
learns that his father-in-law took the money his wife sent him and invented
a new type of saw.  He became fabulously wealthy and moved the family away.
The local cleric did give Zak a letter that his wife left for him should Zak
ever come this way.  It turned out to be divorce papers.

Zak now hires himself out as entertainment at kiddie parties.  He also does
bar mitzvahs.